Ugliest cars?

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 10/16/2013 at 18:50 • Filed to: None

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*C&D list of 10 ugliest cars on sale in the US right now. Can you do better? What do you think is the ugliest car on sale in the US right now.

After all, this turd is still on the market

J. Walter Weatherman > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 18:55

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The Lincoln MKT should be #1. This should be #2:

The Fiat 500L should be #3.

I don't think that the Pilot, Legacy or the Paceman are that bad looking...

HammerheadFistpunch > J. Walter Weatherman 10/16/2013 at 18:57

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ha, I just added that picture to the post

J. Walter Weatherman > J. Walter Weatherman 10/16/2013 at 18:59

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I honestly can not comprehend how the MKT actually made it to production. I also can not comprehend how ANYONE that had a hand in its design has a job. If I was in charge at Ford, I would literally fire everyone that had any association with that thing whatsoever.

scoob > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 18:59

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GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 18:59

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Nissan Rogue because it is a styled blob. I hate these cars so much that I automatically think less of people who are driving them.

HammerheadFistpunch > scoob 10/16/2013 at 19:00

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oooh, yeah. good one

Manuél Ferrari > J. Walter Weatherman 10/16/2013 at 19:03

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I hadn't noticed it yet. I looked it up just now after reading your comment.

Holy wow. It's one of the worst looking vehicles I've seen in a long time. It kind of looks like someone mixed poor styling elements from the 80s, 90s and 2000s, then took some acid and tweaked it some more.

Jonee > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 19:06

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I think this is an ugly car.

Weird proportions. The whole thing looks smushed in and that color is awful.

This is not an attractive vehicle. It doesn't have to be, but still.

This, too, is awful.

And, my favorite, the Peugeot Bipper:

Manuél Ferrari > GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo 10/16/2013 at 19:08

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And why do some Infiniti SUVs have phallic front ends? Those cars are off putting too.

HammerheadFistpunch > Jonee 10/16/2013 at 19:09

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Wow, there are some winners in there, with the exception of the non us peugeot (us cars only)

Manuél Ferrari > Jonee 10/16/2013 at 19:10

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That white van with the black front end would be perfect for Bain from the Batman movie.

Nibby > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 19:11

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I wouldn't call the Outback and Legacy ugly by any means. The Versa is just boring, nothing much to see there.

Why isn't the CrossTour on this list? That's much worse looking than the Pilot. Also, the current gen Pilot has some bad blindspots.

J. Walter Weatherman > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 19:12

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Does this count? Because it is pretty freaking atrocious.

GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > Manuél Ferrari 10/16/2013 at 19:15

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not a fan of the new FX's but the first gen ones I find to be quite handsome vehicles.

HammerheadFistpunch > J. Walter Weatherman 10/16/2013 at 19:15

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Nv200? You bet

webmonkees > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 19:18

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The 2014 Explorer Sport. Not Photoshop. The end result of Mythbuster's dimpled car theory?

J. Walter Weatherman > Manuél Ferrari 10/16/2013 at 19:22

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Yeah. And just imagine what sort of mind-altering substances the executives that green-lighted it for production must have been on...

Manuél Ferrari > GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo 10/16/2013 at 19:24

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I like the first gen one too. And I don't mind all of the current SUVs. Just funny how some of them are so odd looking.

Manuél Ferrari > J. Walter Weatherman 10/16/2013 at 19:28

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Maybe they had some serious groupthink going on. They convinced each other the car looked good and then got shocked when the public didn't like it.

This is the Microsoft BOB of cars.

davedave1111 > J. Walter Weatherman 10/16/2013 at 19:41

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The Murano Crosscab is wonderfully ugly. If it ain't beige, don't fix it.

I'd never heard of or seen the MKT before, but it looks alright as far as big SUVs go.

Maybe it's just from one angle, but it's not bad at all. Reminds me of a baleen whale.

SpeedSix > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 20:16

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The Honda Pilot is awesome because it's a crossover that's square-shaped, instead of the jellybean design cues that every manufacturer slaps on their crossover. Most SUVs are squarish and most CUVs are jellybean-esque, but the Honda Pilot doesn't conform to it.

SpeedSix > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 20:23

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The Nissan NV200/Chevrolet City Express, Honda Crosstour, and Lincoln MKX feel cheated.

bobkustofawitshz > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 20:30

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Here's my top 10:

and soon to be defiling our roads...

gmctavish needs more space > HammerheadFistpunch 10/16/2013 at 23:58

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All of the ungainly

HammerheadFistpunch > gmctavish needs more space 10/16/2013 at 23:59

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yup, thats a winner.